Top Ten Reasons to Read Canis Major this Summer

Top Ten Reason to Read Canis Major This Summer

10. No vampires or zombies
9. Teenagers saying “fuck” and “shit” every other sentence
8. Rabid dog(s)
7. A small redneck town in Alabama losing its goddamn mind over nothing
6. The enduring love between master and dog
5. A dirty cop who’s in way too deep digging himself in even deeper
4. At $2.99 for Kindle Ebook and 192,000 words, that works out to be $0.0000015573 a word!
3. A deranged owner and his sick dog may be committing a most unwholesome kind of sodomy
2. Heatwave in Alabama during the Dog Days of Summer will make your summer seem more bearable in comparison
1. An ending that will freeze your heart, then melt and shatter it

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Slash Killing It

The obvious statement to make is: Slash and Axl need to get back together.

But, unfortunately, that’s never going to happen.

So, what I’ll say about this video is: Thank you, Slash, for sticking to your guns, never following trends, playing guitar your way, and playing with feeling. In a musical landscape that rewards mediocrity, you said, “Fuck it,” and played your heart out anyway, because to do anything else, in your mind, would be selling out. I’ll even forgive your Super Bowl transgression from a couple of years ago. You, sir, are a god amongst men.

Now, for anybody who thinks that this type of guitar playing is “cheesy” or that he’s “wanking” up there, I have this to say to you: Show me better. His work with Guns N’ Roses has stood the test of time. He’s talented. He’s versatile. He gives his all. If you hate GNR, or Slash, or if you have no respect for GNR, or Slash, then think of your favorite rock band right now. Could they sell out stadiums? Will they be remembered? Do they even try all that hard?